Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL The Schwartz ring comparison scene

The Schwartz ring comparison scene aged like wine stored in a Winnebago doing hyperspace

Number 22 proved the guards should have worried less about the scoreboard and more about their kneecaps

Rounded lowercase lettering in a retro 1970s groovy typeface reads "how you lichen me now

Bold dark green serif text below reads "WHO CUT ONE

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL The Schwartz ring comparison sceneCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads